10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again

babyfirefly1000:

tabbran:

babyfirefly1000:

tabbran:

babyfirefly1000:

tabbran:

WAIT

what kind of shitbirds are you people dating where like this list has to be made holy fuck

I’d like to introduce you to each of my ex’s

Don’t worry, you’re 22 now, and so that means your second puberty is due to hit at any moment and all the sudden you start developing these things called standards.

do tell me more joey

There’s a second, secret puberty that they don’t tell you about, but when a girl turns 22, she enters into a chrysalis type phase of her life where she realizes that she’s growing up and doesn’t have to deal with dumb boy bullshit and if she has a boyfriend that she had from when she was a teenager, she will inevitably break up with him because he is most likely a piece of shit who probably takes her for granted.  

Or if she’s hung up on a boy she’s been hung up on since before she turned the magic age of 22, she realizes he really super sucks and treated her poorly, and again, that’s another thing she doesn’t have to deal with.

In accordance to my (completely scientific) observations, this has happened with pretty much every girl I’ve ever known.

Good luck.

:’)
thanks joey

true facts. I’m almost at the special age of 22 and I’ve realized that I can’t keep dating guys that have no life goals. I need a man, not a boy.

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